A five year old friend recently filled me in on the love lives of Disney characters:
“Minnie is marrying Mickie, Daisy is marrying Donald Duck, Goofy is marrying Pete, and those chipmunks? Well, Chip is the girl and she’s marrying the other one. OH NO! Goofy and Pete can’t marry each other — they’re both boys!”
“Actually, boys can marry each other.”
“Oh right! I forgot. But they can’t have babies. You have to have a woman to have a baby.”
“Well, they could adopt, or they could get someone to help them out.”
“Yeah, they could just borrow a sperm. A sperm or a womb. Yeah.”
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